<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451</id><updated>2011-10-03T11:43:37.429-07:00</updated><category term='Animais'/><category term='Fail'/><category term='Agressões'/><category term='Criatividade'/><category term='Cantadinhas'/><category term='Vídeos'/><category term='Filmes/Personagens'/><category term='Meus Vídeos'/><category term='Quadros'/><category term='Quadrinhos'/><title type='text'>Diário cerebral</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' 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type='text'>Mais uma dessa historinhas...</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://a.imageshack.us/img27/1310/gayem3.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms';"&gt;ATENÇÃO: &lt;s&gt;Você pode ser gay!&lt;/s&gt; São apenas estatísticas...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-8522522131920432467?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/8522522131920432467/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/09/mais-uma-dessa-historinhas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/8522522131920432467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/3604457659189143402/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/cantadinhas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/3604457659189143402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/3604457659189143402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/cantadinhas.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;Cantadinhas&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-7891271506061736355</id><published>2010-07-21T13:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-21T13:46:22.312-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Melhor Emprego do Mundo!</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;img widht="400"src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TEdbYVyk6NI/AAAAAAAAAMg/TTk6UDNLd0M/s320/cudoelefantetrabalho.png" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...e se o elefante resolve peidar?&lt;img src="http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/3379/14119994.png"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-7891271506061736355?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TEdbYVyk6NI/AAAAAAAAAMg/TTk6UDNLd0M/s72-c/cudoelefantetrabalho.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-657551808574457185</id><published>2010-07-20T15:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-20T15:26:40.796-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rodas da vida</title><content type='html'>&lt;img width="500"src="http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5703/rodasdavida.png" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms';"&gt;Ninguém se livra desse destino ;x&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-657551808574457185?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-3649833692278479304</id><published>2010-07-19T14:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-19T14:04:11.207-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Filmes/Personagens'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quadrinhos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>Sexta-Feira Treze Doze.</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TESp_vCFnxI/AAAAAAAAAL8/eqjfrQBBMIU/s1600/sexta+feira+12.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TESp_vCFnxI/AAAAAAAAAL8/eqjfrQBBMIU/s320/sexta+feira+12.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;...é Jason, não foi dessa vez.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-3649833692278479304?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/3649833692278479304/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/sexta-feira-treze-doze.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/3649833692278479304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/3649833692278479304'/><link 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term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos'/><title type='text'>Cara Rachada (Literalmente)</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;ATENÇÃO! Ao contrário do que muitos podem pensar, eu não acho graça desse vídeo! É uma cena chocante, que eu quis compartilhar. Se você tem estôma fraco não assista!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIpbqAVZyk4&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIpbqAVZyk4&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...pensem 2x antes de pular dos lugares.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-3045899976350820457?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-1297901079752433984</id><published>2010-07-18T09:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-18T09:55:00.514-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>Tapioca!</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/6078/faildatapioca.png"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagino a cara do dono desse carrinho&lt;img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7762/handu.png" /&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-1297901079752433984?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-7193136639195469503</id><published>2010-07-17T17:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-17T17:58:33.608-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Filmes/Personagens'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quadrinhos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animais'/><title type='text'>Por que o Mc Donald`s foi criado?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TEJQzcopyiI/AAAAAAAAALk/r1ia4KTdRBQ/s400/ronald.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A vingança nunca é plena, mata a alma e envenena...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TEJQzcopyiI/AAAAAAAAALk/r1ia4KTdRBQ/s72-c/ronald.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-1720717658440759890</id><published>2010-07-17T11:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-17T11:16:23.470-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos'/><title type='text'>Comeu e não pagou!;x</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-915134868142288582</id><published>2010-07-16T22:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-16T23:01:53.603-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quadrinhos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animais'/><title type='text'>...sobre o bruno</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6962/melhorgoleiropresob.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(não me pergunte o porque de eu ter colocado Animais nos marcadores)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-915134868142288582?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-1330233894957494626</id><published>2010-07-15T17:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-15T17:25:09.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Vida Chata</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8011/loloiv.png" /&gt;&lt;div&gt;...quem dera poder "desligar" a vida um pouco.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-1330233894957494626?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/1330233894957494626/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/vida-chata.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/1330233894957494626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/1330233894957494626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/vida-chata.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;Vida Chata&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-7776166915580638494</id><published>2010-07-14T22:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-14T22:21:17.756-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quadros'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animais'/><title type='text'>Ande armado...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/80/armasdefogo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-7776166915580638494?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/7776166915580638494/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/ande-armado.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/7776166915580638494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/7776166915580638494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/ande-armado.html' title='&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:comic sans ms;&quot;&gt;Ande armado...&lt;/span&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-8049176745294471634</id><published>2010-07-14T16:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-14T16:55:47.694-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>XêRaAquiÓ!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6742/esporteengracado.gif" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"&gt;&lt;u&gt;--&gt;DESODORANTE&lt;/u&gt;: Não saia de casa sem usá-lo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-8049176745294471634?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/8049176745294471634/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/xeraaquio.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/8049176745294471634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/8049176745294471634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/xeraaquio.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;XêRaAquiÓ!&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-7687022559965806591</id><published>2010-07-14T15:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-14T21:20:53.784-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quadrinhos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>James Bond</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"&gt;&lt;img style="-webkit-user-select: none; " src="http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/525/escaparimpossivel.jpg" width="500" height="1025" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2843/13775503.gif" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2843/13775503.gif" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2843/13775503.gif" /&gt;&lt;img 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Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-4137131549736495375</id><published>2010-07-13T10:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-13T10:51:14.045-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Criatividade'/><title type='text'>Criatividade no Trânsito</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1047/lombada.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cuidado com a lombada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5347/cabecada.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Falô, fortão! &lt;img src="http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3605/handa.png"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7568/imagemphp.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pra Onde ir então?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-4137131549736495375?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/4137131549736495375/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/criatividade-no-transito.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/4137131549736495375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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ms"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDuPIVuW1lI/AAAAAAAAAJc/ntwwHiTSTyw/s1600/interesting-stool.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDuPIVuW1lI/AAAAAAAAAJc/ntwwHiTSTyw/s400/interesting-stool.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493141543941756498" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se liga nas pernas delas!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-1135056182775209173?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/1135056182775209173/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-7955586303486350244</id><published>2010-07-11T10:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-13T12:03:34.088-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Criatividade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos'/><title type='text'>Camisinha Africana</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m5wYiK8uVtE&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Criatividade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animais'/><title type='text'>Tema de hoje: Ovo Frito! ;D</title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="comic sans ms"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7091/ovon.jpg" width="400px" height="300"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ovos sentem dor! &lt;s&gt;???&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5038/ovo3.jpg" width="400px" height="300"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Escorregou, Morreu ;x&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2846/ovosfritos.jpg" width="400px" height="300"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eles sabem qual o seu destino ;x&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E para finalizar... Fala comigo Zé!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4222/1204072644f.jpg" width="400px" height="300"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coitado.&lt;s&gt;Ele num vai te responder!&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-3452551778206593298?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/3452551778206593298/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/tema-de-hoje-ovo-frito-d.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/3452551778206593298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/3452551778206593298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/tema-de-hoje-ovo-frito-d.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;Tema de hoje: Ovo Frito! ;D&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-6399312657670839874</id><published>2010-07-09T19:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-11T10:34:04.562-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animais'/><title type='text'>...sobre os mascotes.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"&gt;Agora, em todos os sábados o blog vai ter um mascote diferente. Nenhum critério na escolha, é sempre aleatório. Se você se perguntou "Pra que isso!?", é pra mostrar que animais também podem ser &lt;s&gt;otários&lt;/s&gt; engraçados (ou o homem faz com que eles sejam)!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Na verdade é porque assim fica tendo mais uma coisa pra você rir (ou chorar)...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5421/tecnologiaevidaselvagem.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-6399312657670839874?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/6399312657670839874/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/sobre-os-mascotes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/6399312657670839874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/6399312657670839874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/sobre-os-mascotes.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;...sobre os mascotes.&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-7320060707061019064</id><published>2010-07-09T02:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-11T10:34:18.998-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Meus Vídeos'/><title type='text'>MINHA SALA!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:comic sans ms;"&gt;Ae galera! Eu aqui 6h da manha postando essa porcaria desse vídeo que era pra ter postado ontém, foi mal a demora!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Como nesse aí eu apareço, é melhor eu não comentar o vídeo mesmo ja diz muito.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MCFDxjNXrpE&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MCFDxjNXrpE&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0x234900&amp;amp;color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBS.:&lt;br /&gt;*CASO não tenha dado pra perceber que era brincadeira: Eu &lt;u&gt;NÃO&lt;/u&gt; sou gay.&lt;br /&gt;*O "eu preciso de um companheiro" é em homenagem ao maluco que apareceu        no canto da tela.&lt;br /&gt;*E o "Aloka" em homenagem ao 22 cantando a bicicleta humana! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-7320060707061019064?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/7320060707061019064/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/minha-sala.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/7320060707061019064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/7320060707061019064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/minha-sala.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;MINHA SALA!!&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-1349342933944591414</id><published>2010-07-08T19:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-14T16:37:39.636-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vídeos'/><title type='text'>Não use uma moto sem freio!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms;"&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKHbrDjSl2o&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKHbrDjSl2o&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sem mais comentários. UAHUAHUHAUHAUHA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-1349342933944591414?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/1349342933944591414/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/nao-use-uma-moto-sem-freio.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/1349342933944591414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/1349342933944591414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/nao-use-uma-moto-sem-freio.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;Não use uma moto sem freio!&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-2823914959653792210</id><published>2010-07-07T12:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-14T16:37:52.998-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>As obras mais inteligentes do mundo!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Banheiro coletivo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDTIHhULYDI/AAAAAAAAAHo/GWgMndqnOiw/s1600/ATT0004675.jpg" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;... faça suas necessidades de mãos dadas com alguém.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Escada "apertada", prepare-se...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4394/att00034316.jpg" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;...você vai ter que encolher muuito a barriga se for passar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É tenso...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6986/att0003122.jpg" align="center" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;mas talvez ele ainda vá por a escada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A torneira do século...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/366/att00052915.jpg" align="center" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sinta-se um rei...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/492/att00067141.jpg" align="center" width="220" height="400" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;...faça as necessidade lá no alto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Complicado...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7422/att000581117.jpg" align="center" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;...como se entra?&lt;s&gt;voando!&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Realmente...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7438/att000701512.jpg" align="center" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;...é mais fácil adaptar a porta do que construir direito.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blink&gt;E O ÓSCAR DA INTELIGÊNCIA VAI PARA:&lt;/blink&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...um empate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8164/att000791810.jpg" align="center" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4454/att00076179.jpg" align="center" width="400" height="300" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu prefiri não comentar sobre estas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-2823914959653792210?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/2823914959653792210/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/as-obras-mais-inteligentes-do-mundo_07.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/2823914959653792210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/2823914959653792210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/as-obras-mais-inteligentes-do-mundo_07.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;As obras mais inteligentes do mundo!&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDTIHhULYDI/AAAAAAAAAHo/GWgMndqnOiw/s72-c/ATT0004675.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8716192477883342451.post-7215115550517775585</id><published>2010-07-06T13:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-11T10:36:22.881-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Abertura!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Depois de milhares de tentativas &lt;s&gt;frustradas&lt;/s&gt;  de fazer um Vlog (Video-Log), fui reduzido na hierarquia da  internet a ficar com esse blog mesmo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E já logo aviso, que se você me acha um babaca, que não sou normal (apesar de eu achar que você também não é*), vai &lt;s&gt;pro  inferno&lt;/s&gt; procurar alguma coisa de gente normal pra fazer. Porque &lt;s&gt;não te chamei aqui&lt;/s&gt;, meus textos não vão te agradar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu admito que &lt;s&gt;tudo&lt;/s&gt; certas coisa que  eu falo ou penso não são coisas que todas as pessoas fariam ou pensariam, mas  se tem um monte &lt;s&gt;de psicopatas loucos que merecem morrer enforcados num fio  dental&lt;/s&gt; de pessoas muito &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;o&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"&gt;o&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;l&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;s&lt;/span&gt; &lt;img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7762/handu.png" /&gt; que gostam do Justin Bieber (eu ia por  Justin Biba mas essa piadinha já ta velha), porque não poderia ter alguem que &lt;s&gt;faça uma caridade&lt;/s&gt; leia o que eu vou escrever?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bom, apresentação feita. Aguardem, que  muitos comentários &lt;s&gt;desnecessários&lt;/s&gt; muito úteis sobre as coisas virão!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;*pra quem não entendeu:&lt;/u&gt; Eu não acho que existam pessoas normais. &lt;span style="font-size:70%;"&gt;E vale lembrar que qualquer texto cortado ou comentário &lt;s&gt;desnecessário&lt;/s&gt; referente a mim ou a alguém são apenas brincadeiras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8716192477883342451-7215115550517775585?l=diariocerebral.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/feeds/7215115550517775585/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/depois-de-milhares-de-tentativas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/7215115550517775585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8716192477883342451/posts/default/7215115550517775585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diariocerebral.blogspot.com/2010/07/depois-de-milhares-de-tentativas.html' title='&lt;font face=&quot;comic sans ms&quot;&gt;Abertura!&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Otavio Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04068627929564832059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VwQDmUWOt8E/TDfqcHKtTQI/AAAAAAAAAIg/jq6gFY1mtKc/S220/EU2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
